Hope you feel better soon, Purelife!
When I had my wisdom teeth removed 3 yrs ago, I was totally groggy, thirsty and drooling. My sis picked me up from the dentist and I somehow managed to tell her that I was thirsty for a soy chai (?). She wanted to shop at the Gourmet Warehouse on the way home, and I decided to go inside with her (bad idea). Well, I staggered around and started looking at stuff and I had a question I wanted to ask the staff (while drooling), so I made my sis ask for me. After that, she drove me home and I went to bed. She made me some Campbell's cream of mushroom, and I remember thinking that I hadn't before realized that mushroom soup has so many "bits" in it.