Really? So if I would write:
Dear My Most Beloved German Queen Relative,
Is it possible for you to glowingly write a graduate school recommendation for me?
Upon acceptance to one of your fine schools, I would become your faithful servant and eventual citizen of the U.K.
To prove that I am worthy to be called a Briton, I must inform you that I was able to out drink my Surrey colleague in a tea drinking contest during the Olympics.
I also only eat curry and drink ales.
Much Love,
SD
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How do you think it would go? Worth a shot you think?