lol you've got to understand the praying for dog people is my church we broke away from the conservative goof balls back in the 90's and they more or less have condemmed us to hell since then.
for example: we have women pastors, gays are cool (majority are for blessings but everyone is afraid to pass something at convention, I mean we have lesbian and gay pastors, just afraid of the backlash), anybody can go to communion, we're left wingers, we don't take the bible literally (earth created in 7 days? please, what a load), women actually have a voice, etc. Oh and we can have "inter-faith" cermonies with people from other religious and not face excommunication for "worshipping with satan". We don't excommunicate for being liberal open minded. You won't see us at a "right to life" campaign, more save the earth...
Everything above is the complete opposite of where I went to school. lol
The greatest movie moments in comedies happen in St. Louis. National Lampoon's Vacation, they go to St. Louis and get robbed. Trains planes and automobiles, Martin's character goes nuts at the airport has a fight in the parking lot. Then in some science fiction b movie that's always on sci-fi channel, the city gets blown up by aliens.