Oh yeah- I'm going back to college for my advanced degree...in Underwater Basket Weaving.
You don't think it's true? Here's the University of Central Arkansas' new degree in [a href="vny!://www.uca.edu/divisions/academic/honors/pub/vino/0203/vino21_4.1/newDegree.htm"]Underwater Basket Weaving[/a] and here's University of Portsmouth's [a href="vny!://www.tech.port.ac.uk/tud/db/UnivPort/level_3/1SSHLS3UBW.htm"]syllabus on the course[/a].