"No idea how it ended up there"

Started by TehBorken, Jun 30 06 01:12

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TehBorken

[h3][font style="font-weight: normal; font-family: Verdana;" size="2"]That's his story and he's sticking to it.....[/font][/h3]
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h3]          Doctors remove lightbulb from man's ass         [/h3] On Wednesday, Fateh Mohammad of Multan, Pakistan underwent surgery to have a lightbulb removed from his rectum. The prison inmate says he has no idea how it ended up there. From Reuters: [blockquote]Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

  "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

 "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."[/blockquote] [a href="vny!://uk.news.yahoo.com/29062006/80-132/operation-remove-light-bulb-inmate-s-anus.html"]Link[/a] to Reuters article, [a href="vny!://www.well.com/%7Ecynsa/newbutt.html"]Link[/a] to the classic Rectal Foreign Bodies page    
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

Whatever happened to a bar of soap in prison these days??!?!?!?!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kingy

hmm...how in the world did it not shatter?
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Gopher

kingy wrote:
 hmm...how in the world did it not shatter? ......

 It was plugged-in correctly.


 
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