Paris Hilton can sing?

Started by Lise, Jun 25 06 03:06

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Lise

You be the judge. She's put out a new video.

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

They fixed her voice during recording, obviously.  Sadly American music culture and society has gone into the crapper because she's #1 on Itunes.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

I know. I saw that. I can't believe she's made it to the top. She's not even that good. Actually, my dog sings better.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

Millions of people can't wait to buy K-Feds album thats how low american music has reached.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

Well, she and Kev should have a duet together.[FONT size=1] (oh the horror!)[/FONT]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

No they shouldn't because then K-Fed would find away to get her knocked up.  Last thing the world needs is a Hilton/Federline baby.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

Hey, ya never know, SD.... with his looks and her looks.... how could you go wrong? (images of Frankenstein) The music world as we know it will never be the same again.

  Besides, Kev could use another sugar-mamma.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

purelife

I'm sure that Ms Britney wouldn't mind a threesome with Paris and her KevFed!  
 
 
   

Sportsdude

Eck!! That has redneck written all over it.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

Paris can be god-mother to BritKev's babee!    

kingy

brittany murphy has a song out now too. she is actually pretty good.
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Some Chick

Paris is a ...  A close link to the first air breathing creatures that crawled out of the primordial ooze to inhabit the earth.  

  Her fortune is that she was the sperm that made it.  

  Nothing else.