Republican congressional loser blames Satan

Started by TehBorken, Jun 24 06 07:03

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TehBorken

 Jun 23, 2006 7:04 am US/Mountai  [h1]Congressional Hopeful Blames Troubles On The Devil[/h1]SALT LAKE CITY
Republican congressional hopeful John Jacob believes the devil is impeding his efforts to unseat five-term Representative Chris Cannon.

He says there's another force that wants to keep him from going to Washington and the devil is what it is.

Jacob says that since he decided to run for Congress, Satan has disrupted his business deals, preventing him from putting as much money into the race as he had hoped.

Jacob said during a Wednesday immigration event that the devil was working against him, then reiterated his belief yesterday in a meeting with The Salt Lake Tribune editorial board.

He says there's been a lot of adversity, and there's no question he has had experiences that believes are due to an outside force.

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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Adam_Fulford

I would think Republican wins are through the guidance of Satan.

Gopher

Poor old Satan, he gets blamed for everything.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Adam_Fulford

Maybe it's really the fault of Kansas City's Hector Cummins, and Satan has been an unwitting pawn.

kitten

Certainly it is.  He couldn't possibly blame his own lack of appeal to the voters.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.