Because 10 MPG is just too efficient

[TehBorken]

Yep, a truck that gets 10 mpg just doesn't guzzle enough gas. When you're out on the town with your redneck buddies you want to be able to brag just as if you really did have a large penis. Presenting the F650, starting at $82,000 ($94,000 with the 300hp CAT package). And hell, a truck that gets 5 mpg will show those damn tree huggers and liberals who's the boss! Durn tootin'!

Thanks to the patriotic folks at [a href="http://www.f650pickups.com/indexb.html"]www.F650Pickups.com[/a]  for proving that once again that as Americans, we have the god-given right to consume as much of the worlds natural resources as possible. Yeeee-haw, pardner! All ya need now is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some ethnic people!

[Gopher]

In ostentatious consumerism we trust.