Serves You Right

Started by TehBorken, Jun 01 06 08:46

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TehBorken

Hahahahah, I'm sorry, but that's funny.
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h1 class="Headline"]Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying[/h1] [div class="posted"]POSTED: 2:52 pm EDT May 30,                                2006
 
 [/div] [!--startindex--][b class="Dateline"]DAPHNE, Ala. -- [/b]Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama. But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.  
 
 She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive. Firefighters said its likely she was hit by a bolt of lightning that apparently struck outside and traveled into the house yesterday afternoon. She was found lying on the floor by her 14-year-old granddaughter.
 
 Fire officials think the lightning likely struck across the street from the couple's home and traveled into the house through a water line. The lightning continued into the couple's backyard and ripped open a small trench. A family member said he will no longer assume it is safe to be indoors during a lightning strike.  
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

tenkani

[span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]"The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive."[/span]

Some people never learn    
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

yeah but then there is me who just woke up from a dream where I was flogged and beaten mercifully for questioning the Pope's Hitler youth days and why he didn't flee like my grandpa and thousands of others did when they were forced into the german army, and the kicker is that I'm not catholic.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Chicklet

She probably thinks she was touched by the hand of God.  People will flock to her from all over America to be in her presence and maybe even be touched by her.  Hmm, I wonder if she has an agent yet.  Excuse me, I need to make a call....
'In every group of human beings you will find a few specimens of below average intelligence, above average ego and spectacularly bad judgement.' - tenkani