I don't know if you're joking, but it's true.
I said before that cats are nature's ultimate perfect creation.
The only thing that rivals them, especially when it comes to choosing a pet is...
They don't bark in the middle of the night.
They don't chew up your socks.
Talk about low-maintenance! Feeding's a breeze and there's no catbox to empty.
Best of all, they won't die on you.
Ok, they die in you, but their children will live on!
They are a pet that will last a lifetime.
Tapeworms: nature's most underrated pet!!