There's this a**hole in my neighborhood with one of those super loud little [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]shitmobiles[/span] cars. For me, this would be the solution from Heaven:
[a href="vny!://www.ssiworld.com/watch/bmw.htm"]vny!://www.ssiworld.com/watch/bmw.htm[/a]
This thing eats an entire BMW in about a minute, engine first. Oh yeah.