Hello Kitten

[Gopher]

Well, who knows what your next (and highly imminent) disappearance is likely to inspire.  

[Gopher]

Did you manage to get a new burka?

[kitten]

They were sold out.  But I did pick up a lovely paper bag that should work well.

[Gopher]

Glad to hear it, but what happens when it rains?

Which reminds me to ask you, when you see other burka-clad women, how do you know which to speak to - and which to avoid?

[kitten]

Little identification labels?  Better yet, don't speak at all.

[Gopher]

And which do you usually do?

[kitten]

Forgot to mention, when it rains a plastic bag over the top should help.  

[Gopher]

Good idea, but do make sure that it has breathing holes.

[kitten]

Perhaps a snorkel tube would be useful.

[Gopher]

Now you're being silly!

[kitten]

Really?  What made you notice?  

[Gopher]

Oh, it's just that you're normally so level headed and matter of fact.

[kitten]

I guess my alter ego got the upper hand today.  I've tried to tame it, but every once in a while it gets loose.

[Gopher]

Oh now I see, THAT's why you need a new burka, your old one has become too loose.

[kitten]

Brilliant deduction, my dear Gopher!  Also, the colour clashes with my eyes.