Fine Young Cannibal

[TehBorken]

Kevin Underwood may have few friends left after his arrest on charges of [a href="vny!://www.crimelibrary.com/news/original/0406/1701_kevin_underwood.html"]murdering a 10-year-old girl[/a] to dine on her corpse, but he'll always have these character witnesses on eBay:
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[Lise]

OMG. Now that's fracken sick.

[kitten]

This is horrible!  The problem is that you can't know there is a problem until it is too late for their victims.  There are rarely any signs that will convince others that these people are dangerous.......a little weird, maybe, but that's usually as far as it goes.  There is no defense against those monsters.

[Gopher]

So, "What's for lunch?"

[kitten]

Okay, that's it.  No lunch for you, Gopher!!

[Gopher]

kitten wrote:
 Okay, that's it.  No lunch for you, Gopher!![/DIV]
 lol,  kitten  

[kitten]

Never mind, Gopher, you can have a bite or two after all.  Just keep in mind that "you are what you eat"

[Gopher]

Untrue! I don't eat gophers - then again, you may have made your statement  from a subjective viewpoint and are very coyly letting us into the secret that you are a cat-eater.

[kitten]

No, I don't eat cats.  But my cat takes a bite out of me once in a while, so as to absorb part of my personality.  Trading essences to bond better?  He gets my flesh and I get his saliva.