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« on: Apr 11 06 12:13 »
Doesn't have to make any sence.

    How ironic............after a lifetime of being able to see...........he is now blind





Don't knock on death's door.............ring the bell and run. .......He hates that




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« Reply #1 on: Apr 11 06 12:26 »
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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« Reply #2 on: Apr 11 06 12:32 »
The water is NOT blue.!

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 11 06 12:35 »
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]Oh man, check it out--I put it inside baggies and then put baggies inside my shampoo, that way the dogs don't smell it. Full proof plan, I think.[/FONT]
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 11 06 12:44 »
Your dam right you will Wang and my money, and time is money to a guy like me and your phone is dead by the way.!


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« Reply #5 on: Apr 11 06 12:46 »
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]The green-light, not the movie. I gave a go-ahead to the green-light. I mean this thing had a thumbs-up way before it got to me. Wasn’t even uh my thumb, it was a woman’s thumb.[/FONT]
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 11 06 12:52 »
Kiss me, Kill me, Love me.

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 11 06 12:55 »
[FONT face=Tahoma size=2]In celebration of the BioSphere experiment which has yielded one new species, we present our new flavor of Benjamin, Gerard, and Associates Ice Cream-HumAnimal Cracker Crunch.[/FONT]
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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« Reply #8 on: Apr 11 06 12:58 »
I don't come up for coffee, so you don't call me for 3 days.? I don't like coffee, I didn't know coffee didn't mean coffee. But now I wish I went up for coffee, just so I could spit it in your face.!

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« Reply #9 on: Apr 11 06 01:05 »
"It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile."
- Garry Marshall  


The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

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« Reply #10 on: Apr 11 06 01:06 »
Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!  



   
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 11 06 01:09 »
Your not Sara Connor...............

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 11 06 01:10 »
 Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?  
curses!

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« Reply #13 on: Apr 11 06 01:11 »
No It's not. IT's a pencil!!

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« Reply #14 on: Apr 11 06 01:12 »
You hold the giraffe steady while I go fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.
 
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