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tenkani

#30
Apr 11 06 02:54
Legion starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

TehBorken

#31
Apr 11 06 03:01
 Damn, I coulda sworn it was unloaded!
 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

kitten

#32
Apr 11 06 06:26
Oops, I did it again!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

TehBorken

#33
Apr 11 06 06:40
 tenkani wrote:
Legion starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.

...with a sensible cigarette for lunch and dinner.

 
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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