Appropriate definitions

Started by Gopher, Nov 30 06 11:29

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Gopher

Titillate - delayed onset of puberty  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

P.C.

Furnidents - The marks that your coffee table makes on your carpet.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Prophylaxis - polishing teeth enamel for the purpose of removing external stains & plaque.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

Has that got anything to do with 'safe teeth' ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

This thread confuses me, Im going to keep watching for a bit until I understand it.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

lazzzzzy

COPIUS.  I want copius amounts of everything.  

Lise

P.C. wrote:
Has that got anything to do with 'safe teeth' ?[/DIV]
   Uhm... not sure what you mean by 'safe teeth', PC. Prophylaxis is just another fancy name of polishing your teeth. I do it all the time. Usually gets rid of coffee/coke stains etc etc etc.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

lol....sorry Lise.  It was a bad play on words.  Prophylactics.....as in comdoms.  Like safe sex.......safe teeth    OK, it was a bad joke.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

Worrisome -  Not enough to get anxious about.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Lise

P.C. wrote:
lol....sorry Lise.  It was a bad play on words.  Prophylactics.....as in comdoms.  Like safe sex.......safe teeth    OK, it was a bad joke.

  D'oh! Naughty. Such a naughty streak in your, m'lady.
 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

D'oh! Naughty. Such a naughty streak in you, m'lady.

  Well, if left alone in it's original subtleness, it would have been OK.  Now that I've had to SPELL IT OUT, it sounded much naughtier.  rofl
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

Which all goes to show that  sometimes there really IS something to be gained by the occasional gilding of a lily.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Gopher

Surcharge - cash for honours.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Gopher

Argy-Bargy - boat owner in Buenos Aires.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Those are funny, Gopher!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.