[FONT size=5]Man with testicle injuries claims cover-up.[/FONT]
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[FONT size=2](AP) [/FONT][FONT size=3]A man identified as Lord Tenkani III who was involved in a testicle related shooting the other day appeared in court Wednesday.[/FONT]
The defendant claimed that his testicles had secret knowledge of a CIA cover-up and the shooting was staged in order to keep them quiet. Prosecutors showed evidence that
Mr Tenkani had shot his on testicles, showing ballistic evidence and gun powder residue that was located both on the defendants hand and on his testicles. Mr Tenkani's defence lawyer, Gunt A. McGirt laid out an elaborate story implicating the CIA, KJB and the Opus Dei in the conspiracy to hush the testicles.
"Obviously Mr. Tenkani's testicles are in danger" McGirt said to the jury, "the prosecution lays out an inaccurate explanation. There was a second shooter -- located in the grassy knoll."
McGirt claims that Tenkani's testicles witnessed a conversation between a CIA agent and a top level clergyman. A witness close the the balls, codenamed 'Knob' claims he heard the conversation as well. Upon relizing Mr Tenkani heard the conversation, the CIA set up an elaborate sting to silence the balls.
"A likely story," Prosecutor Super Star said, holding up a Vogue magazine, "Balls can't witness anything for they have no eyes."
A specialist is scheduled to appear in court next week when the trial continues. He is apparently going to testify that balls lack eyes and therefore unable to witness conversations.
"I was pretty sure that testicles lacked eyes and the ability to see", a local man being interviewed outside of the courtroom stated, "but now I am uncertain. I mean, this CIA plot really makes sense."
Public opinion polls were tallied after the news Wednesday night and of the 569 Americans that responded 214 agreed that testicles could not see, 245 were undecided and 110 were certain that testicles had all 5 senses.
