Vampire Killing Kit

Started by TehBorken, Apr 11 06 07:02

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TehBorken

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The box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890 .



The old Prayer Book is old romanian language (chirilica), 19th century-hard covers. There is a mith saying whoever is able to read from this Book, he will be able to win the fight with the dark forces, demons, vampires and other demonic creatures .

The knife is 13.1 inches long with a metal handle. It's made of heavy metal and can be easily thrown - it will always hit the target with the sharp tip. Has a gothic theme and detailing of fangs.

The metal box contains one syringe and it can be used to inject liquid garlic or secret serums into vampires. It has a small cross on it made of silver . The syringe can sustain temperatures up to 200 Celsius degrees. The cross is very old, with one beautiful black stone and is on a very old metal chain .

The metal teeth plier ( 7.5 inches ) was used in the past to remove the vampire's teeth. There is also a special tool called Dentol ( 5.5 inches ) used in the past to remove the vampire's teeth.

"Is est Sanctus Res ego sum decessio secundum ut meus pius futurus adsuesco assuesco obviam Malum , Nox noctis Ingredior Nosferatu , Lamia quod Intentus."

and translates into:

"This is the Holy Thing , I am leaving behind to my own kind to be used against the Evil, the Night Walker , Nosferatu , the Vampire and Strigoi ."

" In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen " ( In the name of the Father , the Son and the the Holy Spirit ) .

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kitten

Ah, yes.  Every home needs one for self-defense.  You never know when one of these will turn up.

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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Yuki

^^^^ Hey, where can you get one of those kits.!? ^^^^

tenkani

If one of those turned up I don't think I'd fight it very hard.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Yuki

Lol. I would love to fight with a vampire.! ^^ I'd win too. tee hee.^^ Tenkani you should find me a vampire!

tenkani

Will do!!

I'll send one of my mini vampires to your room tonight.

Be ready!

  Oh yeah, be careful, those little suckers bite!!  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Yuki

LMAO! Thank you tenkani!^^^^ Now, make sure he has black hair with black tight pants, and black shirt, with lots of earrings and chains. alrighty.?

tenkani

Of course!!

If a vampire's not sexy and ultra emo I don't want anything to do with it!!
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Yuki

You read my thoughts tenkani.! Lol.