Turns out Star Jones was bleeding to death..

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Sportsdude

Star Jones' On-Again, Off-Again Near Death Experience On-Again

   First came the [A href="vny!://www.defamer.com/hollywood/star-jones/star-jones-and-al-reynolds-fall-victim-to-their-tireless-pursuit-of-beauty-161989.php"]alarming National Enquirer report[/A] that [A href="vny!://www.defamer.com/hollywood/star-jones/tiny-star-jones-can-find-you-a-man-153374.php"]internet love guru[/A] Star Jones had nearly bled to death during a routine breast lift procedure. Then Star herself called into The View from her recovery bed to [A href="vny!://www.defamer.com/hollywood/star-jones/rumors-of-star-jones-breast-lift-death-greatly-exaggerated-163257.php"]play the story down[/A], as her co-hosts listened attentively, trying their best to hide their mild disappointment. But a 911 call obtained by NY Daily News JV gossip Lloyd Grove indicates the Enquirer [A href="vny!://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/404107p-342262c.html"]might have been right after all[/A]:

 [BLOCKQUOTE]"Hi there, this is Dee at the Pacific Surgery Center," a woman's voice is heard alerting the Santa Monica emergency dispatcher. "We have a patient who is on our surgery table, who we cannot stop from bleeding."  Shortly after the frantic 4:56 p.m. call - which was played for Lowdown yesterday by a source who obtained it from the Santa Monica city attorney - an ambulance took Jones from the outpatient surgery center to Saint John's Health Center, a full-service hospital across the street, where she was eventually stabilized.

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 Last time we checked, a frantic call placed to 911 isn't exactly high atop the list of things you want to have happen during an invasive procedure. We're not sure why Star chose to whitewash the events, or, for that matter, why she still refuses to admit to having had her widely rumored gastric bypass surgery. We fear she may be caught in a spinning shame spiral of her own making. Thank God she has her rock, husband Al Reynolds, the one thing in her life about which Star can confidently tell the world that what you see is what you gay. Get. We meant get.

 [UL] [LI][A href="vny!://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/404107p-342262c.html"]Tale of the 911 tape: Star was in peril[/A] [NY Daily News)  [LI]Previously: [A href="vny!://www.defamer.com/hollywood/star-jones/rumors-of-star-jones-breast-lift-death-greatly-exaggerated-163257.php"]Rumors Of Star Jones' Breast Lift Death Greatly Exaggerated[/A] [Defamer][/LI][/UL]
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

There are few celebs I loath more intensely than Star Jones.

She has a face like a prolapsed rectum and her personality is even more hideous.

I wish her ill.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

ROTFL!!!!!!!!! (spit out diet a&w)
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."