"When you're a Christian with a Bible, every person starts to look like a problem."
"I'd make a bad priest...I only lust for girls AFTER they grow boobs."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages." - Richard Lederer
"Out of convicted rapists, 57% admitted to reading pornography. 95% admitted to reading the Bible."
"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." -Huang Po
"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." -Steven Weinberg
"The Bible was the work of sand-strewn men and women who thought the earth was flat and for whom a wheelbarrow would have been a breathtaking example of emerging technology." -Sam Harris
"Why does god, a perfect being, need humans to love and worship him in the first place?"
The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. - Ferdinand Magellan
"There is not enough love and kindness in the world to give any of it away to imaginary beings." - Nietzsche
"It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza." --Penn Jillette
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't." - George Bernard Shaw
"So is Hell." Mark Twain, in reply to someone back then claiming that America is (was) a Christian nation.
"I would never want to be the member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood." - George Carlin"
"When one person suffers from delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion."
Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, "This is an interesting hole I find my self in - fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me so perfectly that it must have been made to have me in it!" - Douglas Adams
