TehBorken wrote:
[DIV style="WIDTH: 100%"] [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"]This cute young gal is at a party when she notices this distinguished older gentlemen in a Army uniform standing off to the side. She's quite taken by him, and decides to flirt a bit. After a little conversation, she asks him teasingly, "So Captain, when was the last time you had sex?"
The Captain looks her in the eye and replies, "1958, young lady."
The gal is shocked. "Oh my god, 1958! That's such a long time ago!"
The Captain looks at his watch and says, "Not really....it's only 2130 right now."
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hahahhaa, nice!
