Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
If FED EX and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "quit while your ahead"?!
If a deaf kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
