riddles anyone?

Started by nhl367, Mar 12 09 11:44

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van_guy

ok  I'm going to post a new riddle ...
 
 A boy was going out on his first date ever ...
 Since he had never embraced a girl before he wanted to make sure he didn't screw up - so he went to the library and took out a bookentitled How to Hug
 He took it home and read it but was dissapointed.
 
 It gave him no useful advice at all ... why not??
 
 
 
 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

Because he had no arms ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

 P.C. wrote:
Because he had no arms ?

nope he had arms

 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

The girl didn't show up ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

P.C. wrote:
The girl didn't show up ?
 
 you are pretty cold - think about the book!
 
 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

I knew that was a pathetic guess.

      ok...
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

P.C. wrote:
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 it's all about the book
 
 
 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

sick and lazy nhl

the Auther has never huged a person before? [img id=karmaImage onclick=captured(); height=72 src="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/pig_r.gif" width=68 border=0 name=karmaImage]

  good job van guy u got the answer on the other ridde.

  sorry no prize and fancy writing.\

  but u are in second place with 4 correct answers.

  you are in second place!

  you are one answer behind first place wich is PC

van_guy

  the Auther has never huged a person before? [div style="font-style: italic;"][img id="karmaImage" onclick="captured();" src="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/pig_r.gif" name="karmaImage" width="68" border="0" height="72"][/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]good job van guy u got the answer on the other ridde.[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]but u are in second place with 4 correct answers. [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]you are in second place![/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"] [/div] you are one answer behind first place wich is PC

No, I'm pretty sure the authors have hugged before.

Thanks for the swine. Hope you are feeling better soon.

I'm happy to be behind PC.



 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

lazy nhl367

The book was blank? lol  

van_guy

 lazy nhl367 wrote:
The book was blank? lol

Nope pages of the book were filled with information - but ...

 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

i need to sign in nhl367

not the correct information?      

van_guy

 i need to sign in nhl367 wrote:
not the correct information?  

you are getting warmer ...
lots and lots of information but definitely NOT the right information.


 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

Could part of the title of the book been obscured ?  Like maybe a book about Howard T Hughes ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

P.C. wrote:
 Could part of the title of the book been obscured ?  Like maybe a book about Howard T Hughes ?

  No but you are pretty warm - the title of the book was "How to Hug" but what kind of book was it??

Lots of information ...
 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

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