I think one of his funniest routines.....and there were many, was "A place for my Stuff", but probably his most recognized skit was on the Seven Filthy Words or Seven words you can't say on television.
He was the first host of Saturday Night Live. You might also recognize "The Hippy Dippy Weatherman".
One of George Carlins observations : [SPAN class=body][FONT face=Verdana size=2]If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.[/FONT][/SPAN]
He has also been credited with the more philisophical quote (along with a couple others) ......Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.