Who Wants to be a Mascot?

[Lil Me]

VANCOUVER (NEWS1130) - If you're about six feet tall and can act like a friendly Sasquatch, you could qualify to be an Olympic mascot. Vancouver 2010 is looking to hire full-time staff to wear the Sumi, Miga or Quatchi outfits.
 
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[P.C.]

Let's nominate SD.

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[Sportsdude]

hmmm sasquatch shouldn't be the same height as everyone. Where do I sign up?  

[purelife]

Yep, I second the notion of nominating SD, though he may be over qualified. ))

[Gopher]

I'll third it (if necessary).

[Lil Me]

Ditto  

[Gopher]

That's it, SD - you're elected.

[Sportsdude]

sweet!
you guys are too funny.
 

[Gopher]

You can show us your appreciation by sending us some of the money you'll make.

[purelife]

Yes, I second that Gophie.  That and pictures.  Hopefully, a female over 6 feet will accompany you, SD.

[Sportsdude]

a lady sasquatch lol  

[purelife]

yes, she could be pretty deadly too.  i bet she'd know kung fu.

[Gopher]

Yell if there really is a sasquatch, it must have had a mother.

[Sportsdude]

but what if its the only one left? then it doesn't have a mother.  

[Gopher]

I'm sure it's not the only one left - I hate to think of anything being entirely alone in the world.