Confucious Say......

Started by Lise, Oct 05 07 09:42

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Lise

Oct 05 07 09:42
OK. Let's hear your most creative. Unfortunately I can only cut and copy mine:

    Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

#1
Oct 05 07 09:55
Husband who wolf down dinner burp in mosque.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#2
Oct 05 07 09:58
Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

#3
Oct 06 07 03:42
be one with the goat
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

49er

#4
Oct 06 07 11:20
man who lay with goat, will need to baaaa.....the

ripper

#5
Oct 10 07 12:01
Man who sleeps with itchy ass wakes up with stinky fingers.

P.C.

#6
Oct 10 07 05:08
Man who has hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.    

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

#7
Oct 11 07 12:08
Can you explain that one to me, PC?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

49er

#8
Oct 11 07 02:17
Man who has hands in pants pocket is playing pocket billiards

Lil Me

#9
Oct 11 07 02:18
Confucious says carry hand sanitizer if you need to shake hands with anyone. Sheesh!  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#10
Oct 11 07 03:01
 Gophie wrote:  Can you explain that one to me, PC?

  Ummm.....No? [/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#11
Oct 11 07 05:16
The response should be "Confucious says no."  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#12
Oct 11 07 05:20
Confucius Say...P.C. not so good at this game.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/traurig/a005.gif" border=0]  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#13
Oct 11 07 06:09
Confusious says P.C. is good at a great deal of things.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#14
Oct 11 07 06:22
I like Confucius.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.
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