Sausages and Sex Toys

[Lise]

[SPAN class=spnMessageText id=msg][FONT face=Verdana color=#191970 size=2]LOL. You have to give him credit... at least it's creative. [img title="" height=15 alt="" src="vny!://www.discoveralltheworld.com/forum/icon_smile_big.gif" width=15 align=middle border=0]

BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.[/FONT]

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[wyk]

rofl.  hey, i'm all for men that make use of sex toys, but geez, what's wrong with just putting them in one's luggage or even sending via canada post?

[wyk]

oops, that news was from germany, well then what's wrong with sending via the postal system?  

[Michel]

           
 

[wyk]

Michel wrote:
Probably illegal in Dubai (muslim country)

  Oh, of course, didn't think of that.  Did a Google and you are right, sex toys are illegal in Dubai.  I guess Dubai is off my list of places to visit.
   

[P.C.]

[FONT size=4]LISE !!!!!!   What do you think this is ?? [/FONT] A FOOD forum or something ?  Perhaps if you want to discuss cooking you could find a more suitable venue.   You're on notice young lady.  

[Michel]

   
 

[Michel]

   

[Sportsdude]

Dubai is crazy. Have a friend who is from their via Bombay who lived in Edmonton for 3 years. "my brother from another mother" lol    

[GORDY GAMBINO]

P.C. wrote:
 [FONT size=4]LISE !!!!!!   What do you think this is ?? [/FONT] A FOOD forum or something ?  Perhaps if you want to discuss cooking you could find a more suitable venue.   You're on notice young lady.

 
 rotflmfao..........very clever and witty PC.

[Lise]

I'm gonna get it this time!! *shrieks in despair* LOL  

[Sportsdude]

anybody ever seen beerfest? The grandma from germany warming up those sausages. rotfl!  

[Lise]

SD! Grandmother warming up the sausages...... HOW? *imagination rolling like crazy*

[Sportsdude]

well the old joke is that she left bravaria with grandpa and moved to Colorado. The brothers go to Oktoberfest and run into the family that grandpa ditched. They always would say "little stable boy ran off with a prostitute."
So grandma was a prostitute.
She'd always warm up her meat by rubbing it. lol