Naked woman accused of assaulting people with a hammer arrested

Started by Sportsdude, Aug 22 07 04:29

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Sportsdude

A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications.   Satin Delfrano, 32, of Des Moines was arrested on Sunday after police were called to a complaint of a woman armed with a hammer assaulting three other women. [/p]   Delfrano also was charged with assault of a police officer, third-degree criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.[/p][a href="vny!://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070822/koddities/odd_naked_woman_assault"]vny!://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070822/koddities/odd_naked_woman_assault[/a]

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"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Michel

 Officers went to an upstairs bedroom and found Delfrano.

 

 They allowed her to get dressed and then handcuffed her and led her outside

 

 Huh, anybody have seen Lise lately ?

 LOL


Michel

Hey SD, Des Moines, another funny French name subsisting in USA.

Sportsdude

Oh here's the better description of what happened:

Police Sunday night arrested a Des Moines woman armed with a hammer, who was naked, following a domestic dispute where several individuals, including an officer, were assaulted.
 
 According to a Des Moines police report, officers were called to 817 Buchanan Street on a domestic dispute with a hammer. They arrived and met with Sheree Sanford, 51, who said Satin Delfrano, 32, had been assaulting her and two other women.
 
 Police found a blue van in the driveway with it's windows shattered and glass strewn on the driveway. Sanford said Delfrano was upstairs and had just smashed out the van's two large rear windows with a bed frame.
 
 Officers went upstairs into a bedroom and found Delfrano naked with a hammer.
 
 After being allowed to get dressed, police handcuffed her and escorted her outside where she tried to walk away on her knees and then kicked an officer in his right leg causing injury.
 
 Another woman at the residence, Joyce Beaman, 46, said Delfrano had stayed the night and began drinking that morning, becoming severely intoxicated. Lisa Miller, 39, who was also present at the time, said Delfrano later became enraged for unknown reasons and began hitting her.
 
 Miller said Delfrano scratched and gouged her eyes; police took photos of abrasions under her eyes.
 
 Another woman then arrived who is in an intimate relationship with Delfrano. Delfrano grabbed her hair and began slamming her head against a wall before tearing her clothes off, grabbing a hammer and walking up and down the street. [img]vny!://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20070820&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=70820002&Ref=AR&Profile=1001&maxw=264"]
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LOL!!!![/p] Funniest story I've ever read.[/p]
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Michel

Ok now that I saw her pic, I understand better that passage :

  They allowed her to get dressed

  LOL

  Joking apart, what a despair to act like this...

Sportsdude

I bet her excuse will be "I twas drunk."
lol no kidding.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

I'll bet her excuse is...."Oh I thought you said Satan Delfrano" !
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

Nights in white Satan...

Never reaching the ends...

P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

Beauty I always missed

With these eyes before...



No, not you Satin !  No, please, don't come near, AAARRRGGGGHHHH !!!!

P.C.

Just what the truth is

I can't say any more.

  I'm just warning you that I may have to humm the rest.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

lol ah I know you would not be game hehe !

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shot PC ! hehe

Lise

Had it been me, they would have knelt down and do me homage.

  Ye gawds. If only she had been a bit more attractive........ now that image is burn burn burn into my mind!!!! *screams*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Michel

I assume the sisters-in-law of Homer (Selma and Patty) would look something like that in real life. lol