Speaking of old ladies and camels........
[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Two old ladies, Polly and Esther, are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. [/FONT][/SPAN][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Polly: What in the hell is that? [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Esther: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Polly: Where did you get it? [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Esther: You can get them at any drugstore. [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]The next day, Polly hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Arial color=black][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]! [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]The pharmacist fainted.[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
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