Sure, that'll work. Oh yeah.

[TehBorken]

[h1 class="red"][font style="font-family: Verdana;" size="2"]This country just gets dumber every day. Not a joke, although I wish it was. Surprise, surprise, it's from....Alabama. [/font]
[/h1][hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][font style="font-weight: bold;" size="5"]Governor Riley says pray for rain to fall from heavens[/font]  [div class="subhead"] [div class="subhead"] Proclamation urges divine request [/div] [/div] [div class="byln"][font size="1"]Friday, June 29, 2007[/font] [div][font size="1"]STAN DIEL[/font][/div] [/div] [font size="1"]News staff writer[/font]  With the state's weather forecasters not delivering much-needed rain, Gov. Bob Riley on Thursday turned to a higher power. The governor issued a proclamation calling for a week of prayer for rain, beginning Saturday. [/p]  Riley encouraged Alabamians to pray "individually and in their houses of worship." [/p]  "Throughout our history, Alabamians have turned in prayer to God to humbly ask for his blessings and to hold us steady during times of difficulty," Riley said. "This drought is without question a time of great difficulty."[/p][a href="http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1183105749178840.xml&coll=2"]http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1183105749178840.xml&coll=2[/a]
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[tenkani]

He is really not doing much to banish the common steriotype affixed to denizens of the Alabamanian Realm (6th ring of hell).

[Sportsdude]

 uh apparently he never took a science class, you can literally make it rain now. I studied this for a whole chapter in school. Cloud seeding.

Cloud Seeding
[a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding[/a]


 

[tenkani]

Why go to all the effort of cloud seeding when you can just wave your hands and speak a few magic words, hmmmm?

Luckily, there is a storm coming and it's going to wash away all this nonsense.

Are you prepared for 2012, brother?

[Sportsdude]

lol isn't this the end of the mayan calendar or something. Yet the mayans were so smart they didn't see the spanish invading.  

[tenkani]

Back in the good ol' days that kind of comment would get you split open with a big goddamn obsidian mace.

Nowadays, unfortunately, you'll have to wait until 2012 to get your just deserts.

Make your peace with the world while you can.

Prepare for the bonestorm.

[Sportsdude]

To me Children of Men is more accurate then "Doomsday"  

[tenkani]

Perhaps it's because you are a man of reason; not a man of faith.

What looms on the horizon will completely upend your conception of the universe.

What is now considered the stuff of nightmare and lunacy will become commonplace.

The dead will rise from their graves, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.

[Sportsdude]

Yeah and the earth is only 3,000 years old or something.  

[Ummm]

 tenkani wrote:The dead will rise from their graves, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.
Will there still be affordable parking?

[tenkani]

I like your style, brother.

Yes, there will be plenty of parking after He rises from the depths and brings us Hell on Earth.

There is always a silver lining if you are willing to look hard enough  

[Russ]

tenkani wrote:
 Perhaps it's because you are a man of reason; not a man of faith.

What looms on the horizon will completely upend your conception of the universe.

What is now considered the stuff of nightmare and lunacy will become commonplace.

The dead will rise from their graves, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. [/DIV]
 I think the politicians will be happy, many new voters and they wont have to pay for healthcare.. the living get culled so less healthcare.

I fail to see the problem here. As human sacrifice and cannibalism still happens in parts of africa, the dead havent risen yet.. but a few Ive seen over there appear to be on the doorstep.