[div align="center"] [font face="Verdana"]cat haiku[/font] [/p] [/p] [/div] [img]vny!://www.strangeplaces.net/star.jpg" height="50" width="50"] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]You never feed me.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
That will sure show you.[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]You must scratch me there![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Yes, above my tail![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Behold, elevator butt.[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]The rule for today:[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
New rule tomorrow.[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]In deep sleep hear sound[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
cat vomit hairball somewhere[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
will find in morning.[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Grace personified.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
I leap into the window.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
I meant to do that.[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Blur of motion, then --[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
silence, me, a paper bag.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
What is so funny?[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]The mighty hunter[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Returns with gifts of plump birds --[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
your foot just squashed one.[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]You're always typing.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Well, let's see you ignore my[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
sitting on your hands.[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]My small cardboard box.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
You cannot see me if I[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
can just hide my head.[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Terrible battle.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
I fought for hours. Come and see![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
What's a 'term paper?'[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Small brave carnivores[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Fear vacuum cleaner[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]I want to be close[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
to you. Can I fit my head[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
inside your armpit?[/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Wanna go outside.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Let me back inside![/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Oh no! Big One[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
has been trapped by newspaper![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Cat to the rescue![/font] [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Humans are so strange.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
My claws are not that sharp.[/font] [/p]
