Woman Saved by Pile of Excrement

Started by Lil Me, Apr 04 07 08:36

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Lil Me

 BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net)."Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said."She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."
 The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.
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Lise

Holy pile of crap-saving-woman!!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

One year ago on this date.........

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

I wonder if she had to do her laundry all over again.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

purelife

I hope she had her mouth closed.

P.C.

I bet she has been haunted by sh*tty dreams ever since. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a108.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

And I also bet she wished that she could fly.

Gopher

I wonder if she sold the screen rights?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

P.C.

I wonder who would play the lead role.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

Did we ever find out her name?  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Gopher

P.C. wrote:
 I wonder who would play the lead role.

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A fool's paradise is better than none.

purelife

I wonder if she will be writing a book.

  I kinda think Britney Spears could play supporting Actress.

Gopher

By supporting role, do you mean the pile of excrement into which she fell?  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Van

So the next time we think we are having a sh*tty day, think of this person....
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!