What do Americans know about Canada? See below the kind of questions they ask and the kind of answer they deserve:
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? (USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Ca-na-da
is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is
every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and
we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in
Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its
name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent. They roam the city
streets eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. Spraying yourself
with human urine before you go out walking will scare them off.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Hehehehehehe!
