5 Things you need to know about Female Orgasm

Started by Lise, Mar 07 07 02:03

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Sportsdude

don't tell using a dildo is 'even better then the real thing' or women everywhere wouldn't date. ;)  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

Tenk, honey, please warn me before you post a pic of fuzzy pickles.  I have coworkers lurking around my computer. ;)  OhMYEyes!

tenkani

[FONT color=#60bf00]EDIT: Sexist comment removed for your pleasure[/FONT]    

  *smacking self on head*

No!!!! BAD!!!    
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

LOL... Oh...that's naughty..I like, I like. tenk...you're on teh right track. ;)  

Sportsdude

 lol

I think women just like the relationship part.
Guys are in it for the sex.

Girls are more complicated. They're like a hydrogen fuel cell car.  We are the electric scooter. Plug it in and go.
   
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

I'm more like a flintstones car.

I like it when women ram their feet through my floorboards     :O
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

This is one of those cases where I REALLY wish I hadn't thread hijacked.

We could be talking about female orgasms and instead we're talking about the flintstones.

SD, can I borrow your time machine???
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

Yeah.....mingling the two topics has formed some bizarre oxymoron.

  *a fine speciman

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

tenkani

I'll bet Barny was a good lover.

Little dudes have to try harder.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lil Me

"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

^^^^ What he said.

Betty is teh hawt!!!1
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lil Me

Betty= the stone age Monica Geller  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

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