5 Things you need to know about Female Orgasm

Started by Lise, Mar 07 07 02:03

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Lise

Mar 07 07 02:03
ORGASM 101:  Yes. Read. Learn. It's not dirty.

  Fact One:

We need 20 minutes (yes, men!!) 20 mins of "clitoral or G-spot stimulation". More foreplay, less talk.

  However,  is estimated that around 24 to 37% of women can't climax due to "smoking, drinking, emotional disorders, medications, and menopause."

  Fact Two:

For some reason, women swear that products such as ginkgo biloba, vitamins, minerals etc helps to get some level of sexual satisfaction.

  Fact Three:

For couples who wish to get pregnant, orgasm really helps to increase the chance of conception. It releaxes the hormone oxytocin which is released during peak orgasm causing the "uterine contractions that coax sperm toward the egg."

  Fact Four:

Masturbation. What else can I say? It's not only good for you but it also reduces "sensitivity to pain, relieve menstrual cramps, and alleviate stress—possibly due to a surge in oxytocin and dopamine."

  Fact Five:

The vibrator. It's method is as ancient as ancient Greece.

  [A href="http://www2.oprah.com/omagazine/200612/omag_200612_sex.jhtml"][FONT color=#006699 size=1]Five Facts on Female Orgasm[/FONT][/A]


     
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

#1
Mar 07 07 02:30
Very funny, but as Ann Coulter clearly stated, it's a myth.

  Even more proof!

  The female orgasm is a mythical beast not unlike a mermaid, satyr, centaur, or medusa, long thought to exist by scientists during the Middle Ages. Although many men have attempted to give women these strange "orgasms", none have truly succeeded.


More here:

[A href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Female_orgasm"]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Female_orgasm[/A]
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

#2
Mar 07 07 02:33
20 minutes, oye that's a lot of work.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#3
Mar 07 07 02:33
Holy molly, I had no idea there's a uncycopedia site... even more shocked than the 'no-such-thing-as-female-orgasm'.

  Apparently the author never met a tenkani.  
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

#4
Mar 07 07 02:36
Damn right, Lise!

I'm so good I can give a MAN a female orgasm!

  *wandering over to Sportsdude and whistling innocently*
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#5
Mar 07 07 02:37
20 minutes is a lotta moans and groans...

P.C.

#6
Mar 07 07 02:42
It never ceases to amaze me how much I don't know about history.  I didn't even know you could get batteries in ancient Greece.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

tenkani

#7
Mar 07 07 02:45
I think vibrators in ancient Greece were mouse-on-a-wheel-powered.

Sounds uncomfortable    :(
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

#8
Mar 07 07 02:47
I think that it's better to stick to natural substances instead of inserting plastic up you *uh-hem*... you know, cukes... ;)

P.C.

#9
Mar 07 07 02:49
 I think vibrators in ancient Greece were mouse-on-a-wheel-powered.

Sounds uncomfortable  

  .....and fuzzy [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c032.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

#10
Mar 07 07 02:51
fuzzy pickle  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

#11
Mar 07 07 02:53
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[FONT color=#60bf00]EDIT: Dildo removed for your pleasure [/FONT]  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

#12
Mar 07 07 02:56
Holy salad fixins Batman. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

tenkani

#13
Mar 07 07 03:00
Hehe, it's not actually mine.

It belongs to one of the old Lunch thread regs but I don't remember who.

Lise, does it look familiar to you?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lil Me

#14
Mar 07 07 03:02
Don't shop anywhere else
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