5 Things you need to know about Female Orgasm

Started by Lise, Mar 07 07 02:03

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Lise

ORGASM 101:  Yes. Read. Learn. It's not dirty.

  Fact One:

We need 20 minutes (yes, men!!) 20 mins of "clitoral or G-spot stimulation". More foreplay, less talk.

  However,  is estimated that around 24 to 37% of women can't climax due to "smoking, drinking, emotional disorders, medications, and menopause."

  Fact Two:

For some reason, women swear that products such as ginkgo biloba, vitamins, minerals etc helps to get some level of sexual satisfaction.

  Fact Three:

For couples who wish to get pregnant, orgasm really helps to increase the chance of conception. It releaxes the hormone oxytocin which is released during peak orgasm causing the "uterine contractions that coax sperm toward the egg."

  Fact Four:

Masturbation. What else can I say? It's not only good for you but it also reduces "sensitivity to pain, relieve menstrual cramps, and alleviate stress—possibly due to a surge in oxytocin and dopamine."

  Fact Five:

The vibrator. It's method is as ancient as ancient Greece.

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

Very funny, but as Ann Coulter clearly stated, it's a myth.

  Even more proof!

  The female orgasm is a mythical beast not unlike a mermaid, satyr, centaur, or medusa, long thought to exist by scientists during the Middle Ages. Although many men have attempted to give women these strange "orgasms", none have truly succeeded.


More here:

[A href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Female_orgasm"]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Female_orgasm[/A]
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

20 minutes, oye that's a lot of work.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

Holy molly, I had no idea there's a uncycopedia site... even more shocked than the 'no-such-thing-as-female-orgasm'.

  Apparently the author never met a tenkani.  
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

Damn right, Lise!

I'm so good I can give a MAN a female orgasm!

  *wandering over to Sportsdude and whistling innocently*
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

20 minutes is a lotta moans and groans...

P.C.

It never ceases to amaze me how much I don't know about history.  I didn't even know you could get batteries in ancient Greece.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

tenkani

I think vibrators in ancient Greece were mouse-on-a-wheel-powered.

Sounds uncomfortable    :(
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

purelife

I think that it's better to stick to natural substances instead of inserting plastic up you *uh-hem*... you know, cukes... ;)

P.C.

 I think vibrators in ancient Greece were mouse-on-a-wheel-powered.

Sounds uncomfortable  

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

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For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

Holy salad fixins Batman. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

tenkani

Hehe, it's not actually mine.

It belongs to one of the old Lunch thread regs but I don't remember who.

Lise, does it look familiar to you?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lil Me

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