The "I have nothing Interesting to Say" Thread

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tenkani

#120
Mar 12 07 12:46
Nice!!

But I think I will try "excuse me, can you help me remove an itchy tag from my underpants" instead.

*thinking long and hard*
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lil Me

#121
Mar 12 07 12:48
or- help me, my pants zipper is stuck?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

tenkani

#122
Mar 12 07 12:53
Yay! I'm so glad you ladies are around to help me with teh pick up lines that work.

Guys come up with the stupidest things where that's concerned.

  Asking her for help with a stuck zipper will show her that she is needed and valued, right?

  See, I understand the ladies.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Kikoman

#123
Mar 12 07 12:54
I like soy sauce.

tenkani

#124
Mar 12 07 12:58
Kiko is right.

Let's get this thread back on topic.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

pitbullca.bc

#125
Mar 12 07 01:02
LOL...but I LIKED this topic!  LOL

Lil Me

#126
Mar 12 07 01:09
Tenk - could you BE any more sarcastic?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

tenkani

#127
Mar 12 07 01:16
I know.

I'm a bastard and a half.

Can you forgive me?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lil Me

#128
Mar 12 07 01:39
 tenkani wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]I know.[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]I'm a bastard and a half.[/div] Can you forgive me?
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 Yes, because you're a funny bastard and a half!  *bless*
 
 
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

pitbullca.bc

#129
Mar 12 07 02:54
aahh...tenk is one of the most chivalrous bastards here today!  LOL...would bless...already did though and can't for another hour!  LOL

tenkani

#130
Mar 15 07 09:24
The ad banners on this site suck balls.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

#131
Mar 15 07 09:30
Could you possibly be referring to the Fart Button ?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

tenkani

#132
Mar 15 07 09:45
LOL.

No, I just didn't want to have Britney Spears up in my grill this early in the morning.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

#133
Jan 05 08 03:09
I thought that being as everyone is so busy these days, that maybe it was time to resurrect this thread.  It only takes a second to say....ummm....nothing.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

JJ

#134
Jan 05 08 07:02
I've been sick since New Years so haven't said much as anything.
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