Well, since Mike has a wonderful award poster dedicated to purelife and myself, I also dedicate this poll to him. Mind the grammar - it's early in the morn.
Imagine this, blood and sweat, the crowds hooting and thumping in the background. The senate commitee (DS, of course) in their high seats looking down into the arena. Caesar TehBorken arrives to the roar of the people. "HAIL CAESAR!!" they screamed as he held his hands up as if to embraced the crowds. The Vestal Virgins beamed at him, their approval on their fair faces.
Into the arena, the wonderfully inept slave named Mike enters. He attempts to win the crowds by pounding his chest, pushing back his barely visble hair upon his head. The crowds hissed and jeered, some even threw a handful of trolls but to no effect. Caesar glowered and the crowd settles back.
At his signal, the gladiator to his right throws open the gate below. Into the arena, hops several vicious teeth-baring bad ass monkeys with murder in their eyes. They screeched and howled, the crowd gasped but applauded. Now this was a game.
Mike approaches the monkeys, nervousness betrayed him. His lips trembled, eyes shifting from left to right, appraising his opponents. The monkeys bared their sharp fangs even further - there was meat left afterall, stingy but meat nevertheless.
"Let the duel begin!" Roars Caeser and the crowd screams for blood.
So I ask you, who would win?
