The Neighbor-From-Hell Thread

Started by Neighbor, Nov 02 06 11:58

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49er

Lise wrote:
My old geezer of a neighbor has managed to show his bare nipples to me. His bathroom window looks out to my kitchen.

    How far apart are the windows to make out nipples......or are you using binoculos (sp)?      
 

purelife

Hmmm..who were my worst neighbors?

When we used to live by Strathcona area (DTES), we lived beside this druggie place.  Gawd, it was a dump.  They would show up on our porch all drunk.  This one lady sat on our porch drinking this red stuff and us, as kids, thought she was drinking blood and so nick-named her the VAMPIRE!  Mmmmwwwaaaaahhahhhh... And one time, while we were sleeping, some guy robbed us.  He didn't take much, just took my dad's wallet from his jacket hanging up but we sure were lucky.  Not fun...
 

Lise

Russ - about the width of two arm lenght. Too close in my book.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Adam_Fulford

Neighbors of a South American farm where I once stayed sometimes took potshots at me, during a time of dispute.  For a while, I had a 22 embedded in my neck., but I thought it was a scratch since it didn't leave much of a mark. Eventually, wondering why it hurt so much, I squeezed at it like a pimple, and was shocked when a bullet emerged from my skin.
 

Lise

OMG. Someone actually shot you, Adam???? Holy crap. Now that's a shocker.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Adam_Fulford

Sometimes I really appreciate physics. Distance does wonders.
 

Russ

Lise wrote:
 Russ - about the width of two arm lenght. Too close in my book.  

 You mean between our two garages?


 
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