New Harry Potter Script Causes Flight Row

Started by TehBorken, Sep 15 06 09:16

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TehBorken

Sep 15 06 09:16
We alllll kow how dangerous movie scripts and bundles of paper are, right?
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]New Harry Potter Script Causes Flight Row

In light of recent baggage restriction, JK Rowling was nearly stopped from boarding a flight for refusing to part and check-in her manuscript for the final book in her Harry Potter book series.

Finally, the author was allowed to take the manuscripts onboard after they were bound in elastic bands. The writer claimed that she would have sailed back from New York to the UK if the security officers did not change their mind.

Rowling was returning from a charity book reading festival, also attended by Stephen King and John Irving. The boy wizard's story made Rowling one of the richest and highest earning celebrities, with film adaptations and over 300 million books sold.
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kitten

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Sep 15 06 10:27
Very sharp Customs agents.  They know that a manuscript can be a weapon of mass destruction, even if no one else does.
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Sportsdude

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Sep 15 06 11:05
They were like MUST READ THE BOOK!! Rowling was like I'll sue you. They were I'll arrest you! Cat fight insues
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Lise

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Sep 17 06 05:13
Hidden spells in manuscript. Should have confiscated the lot and sell on eBay later.
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