Suri Cruise exists!

Started by Lise, Sep 08 06 06:29

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Lise

And she's damn cute....................awwwwwwwwwwww........................

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lise

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

I bet its Chris Kliens kid. The girl looks too freakish white to be tom cruises baby.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kingy

...

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

The other half, of course!
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Mutilated Mind

This might surprise you people, but apparently Tom Cruise is now selling to his fans and admirers gilded copies of his daughter's first ... erhm... poop.

Really. It's a small turd which has been covered with gold.

This isn't news anymore, BTW. I read that about a month ago.

Mutilated Mind

I forgot. This is not a convention of MENSA at MIT... :)
Even if nothing would be further from my mind than to deny that this place is a haven for people who want to have intelligent and mature conversation :)

This could be helpful.
vny!://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gilded

LostAppetite

vny!://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,19888,00.html?fdnews

Suri poop on eBay has been canceled
vny!://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200023169600

Picture of bronze Suri poop
vny!://www.caplakesting.com/danedwards/index.htm

Mutilated Mind

I was wrong about the gold-plated poop :) or whatever it was. I don't even remember where I read about it.
It's only bronzed.
I guess it will be less expensive that way.  :)

Mutilated Mind

Sportsdude wrote:
I bet its Chris Kliens kid. The girl looks too freakish white to be tom cruises baby.
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Tom Cruise isn't totally black either, AFAIK.