Recent headlines (off of Google News), and my response:
Bloomberg: Gonzales Tells Senators Spying Program Needed for War
("Taking away your rights makes you safer!")
TG Daily: AOL's and Yahoo's spam filters: Whom do they serve?
(Gee, let me guess...)
Forbes: Suspect in Gay Bar Shooting Left a Note
(Psychotic a**holes always leave a message)
InformationWeek: Wi-Fi Startup Gets Funding From Google, Skype
(I for one welcome our new Google Overlords)
ABC News: Terrorist Attack Waiting to Happen
("Oooh! Lookout! Terrorists under your bed, or in your fridge, or...well, somewhere!!! That's why we have to spy on our own citizens!")
Forbes: National Pediatricians Group: Kids Need Extra Care in Disasters
(No shit, Einstein.)