11 Years in Prison For Stealing Panties

Started by TehBorken, Sep 04 06 06:47

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kitten

Court can be very boring at times.  He needed something to amuse him.  
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

49er

P.C. wrote:
What was he preparing for ?  ....to hand down a stiff sentence ?[/DIV]
 that's a good one!!!!  

weird al

I think she's been nipping at the Piesporter again.

P.C.

rofl....I'm still here, weird al  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

weird al

PC, how much of that stuff have you got left, anyhow?

P.C.

The lounge is always fully stocked, but I rarely 'nip' on a 'school night'.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

weird al

I'll have to drop in for a round of 'porter sometime. Got any pillows, or at least a very soft carpet for passing out on?

P.C.

No soft carpets anymore....but always a mooshy leather barstool and plently of places to lay ones head when the barstool appears to be to far from the floor.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

weird al

I asked that in a bar once. I was only kidding...starting to drift into free-association kind of state of mind....asked the waitress..."uh...I guess you don't have any pillows eh?" She laughed...guy at the next table thought it was the most disgusting thing he'd ever heard...too bad he was irrelevant..

kitten

Silly man.  of course he was irrelevant.  He had no sense of humour.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

weird al


Gopher

People with no sense of humour are sad.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

soapbox

*note to self*

  stop doing what i am doing on my weekends.

  11 years!

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