Sexy music triggers teen sex

Started by kingy, Aug 07 06 09:02

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Lise

SD - the trick is to stand in front of the chick WHEN she's listening to sexy music. Then slowly strip....
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

I guess so, I was a party once and this asian girl wanted to dance looked around could find anybody so just grabbed me out of the blue. I thought I was the luckiest dude on the planet. Somebody picking me to dance with? Never in a million years. Then she started doing that grinding stuff that kiddos my age do, didn't know what the hell I was doing I just stood there. That aint dancing, oh well, next time...
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

YOU JUST STOOD THERE AND DID NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  Argh, dude!!!!! Next time a gal does her stuff at you, grab her for Pete's sake and do something!!!!!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

Really Lise I stood there and did nothing. I'm a disgrace to manhood. Seriously it was pathetic.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kingy

at the very least, you have to grind back.
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purelife

Next time, SD, when a girl grabs your arm and starts grinding you up and down, you spread your legs apart (just a little) and let her ride up your leg.  You then proceed to put your arm around her hips and just move up and down with her.  Close your eyes and just feel the music.  Oh, you'll love it...guaranteed!  ALL GUYS LOVE IT!  

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kingy

purelife wrote:
Next time, SD, when a girl grabs your arm and starts grinding you up and down, you spread your legs apart (just a little) and let her ride up your leg.  You then proceed to put your arm around her hips and just move up and down with her.  Close your eyes and just feel the music.  Oh, you'll love it...guaranteed!  ALL GUYS LOVE IT!

 
 omg, im so turned on by this.  
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Lise

Heck, I'm starting to think purelife should write a porn novel or something like that with SD as her main character.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

OOooooo...that would be fun having SD as my main character.  There's so much I could do....Oh my Imagination!