Getting Better

Started by TehBorken, Jul 21 06 06:27

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TehBorken

 The builds of Microsoft Vista are apparently getting much better. Here are some comments by one of the Beta testers:

"... when powering up the hardware required by Vista, we had a brownout affecting neighboring homes -- a massive improvement over the four-city-block blackout resulting from the prior build. This is likely because I was able to pull several pre-release Xeon 5100 boards out of the render farm for Aero ..."

"[nobr] [wbr][/nobr]... license verification now involves a latex glove for Microsoft's safety, and astro-glide for customer comfort, a major improvement over[nobr] [wbr][/nobr]..."

"While it was annoying to have to confirm my Firefox download 18 times, Microsoft graciously refrained from sending another squad of Khazak mercenaries to 'verify safe uninstall of hacker tools.'"

"Vista has not yet drowned the remaining kitten."
   
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