So... Whats for lunch?

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Isis

#15345
Apr 23 07 02:47
PostMonkee @(^_^)@ wrote:
 *rubbing sore shoulder*

Conflict! Oh no...

Milady, do you know how we settle conflict among my people?[/DIV]
 With a jell-o fight?
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

Sportsdude

#15346
Apr 23 07 02:49
a thing and a goddess fighting over me, I feel so blessed.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Isis

#15347
Apr 23 07 02:50
Sportsdude wrote:
a thing and a goddess fighting over me, I feel so blessed.  
   *tosses jell-o at SD*

  shhh...it's ok...I will win in the end
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15348
Apr 23 07 02:51
Jello I have never tried, but it sounds nice.

My dear, I'm much too cultured to go into gory details about our methods for conflict resolution, but I will give you a hint. It has to do with oral sex, penis fencing and/or direct genital to genital contact.
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Sportsdude

#15349
Apr 23 07 02:52
yeah! jello!  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Isis

#15350
Apr 23 07 02:54
PostMonkee @(^_^)@ wrote:
 Jello I have never tried, but it sounds nice.

My dear, I'm much too cultured to go into gory details about our methods for conflict resolution, but I will give you a hint. It has to do with oral sex, penis fencing and/or direct genital to genital contact.[/DIV]
 *sniffs the air*

  What's that I smell....???

  *puzzled look*

  ah yes now I remember!!  Little big man syndrome!  
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15351
Apr 23 07 02:56
This is not good.

The more you insult me the more my urge to mate will increase.

If something is not done soon...it will be bad.

Who will clean up the mess???     =(
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Isis

#15352
Apr 23 07 02:58
PostMonkee @(^_^)@ wrote:
 This is not good.

The more you insult me the more my urge to mate will increase.

If something is not done soon...it will be bad.

Who will clean up the mess???     =([/DIV]
 AHA!

  I know your weakness....insults turn you on...then that means compliments makes you limp!

  PM...my you have such a nice cucumber!
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15353
Apr 23 07 02:59
=(((((((((

  No...please let's go back to sexually harassing the sports dude.

You can take the front and I'll take the back.

Or vice versa. I don't care at this point.
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Isis

#15354
Apr 23 07 03:00
Sportsdude wrote:
yeah! jello!  
   I think I will save the jello for PM....you my dear get the special yummy treat!

  Chocolate pudding!

  *grabs SD and spreads pudding all over chest*

  Oh my look at what I have done...now whatever will I do!?  
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

Isis

#15355
Apr 23 07 03:01
look at that SD....you were my 69ner posting!!

    taking away all that is pure about me!
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

Sportsdude

#15356
Apr 23 07 03:02
69 eh?  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15357
Apr 23 07 03:04
By the way, we're an endangered species.

Help to preserve our precious natural habitat in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, won't you?

  And now back to our regularly scheduled orgy...
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Isis

#15358
Apr 23 07 03:07
Ok...well I think it's just about time I go and hid for a part of the day....
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because its shorter than "Yes"

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#15359
Apr 23 07 03:08
=((((

*peeling grapes*

*eating them*

This is what happens when I try a little inter-species diplomacy.

Mother was right...
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.
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