So... Whats for lunch?

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purelife

#14100
Apr 11 07 01:26
The zoo has a wecam

 
A wecam?  I cam, we cam, we all cam together!

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#14101
Apr 11 07 01:29
You mock my typage?

Try deftly using a keyboard when your fingers look like italian sausages wrapped in thick black leather.

I'm outraged     >:(
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

purelife

#14102
Apr 11 07 01:32
italian sausages wrapped in thick black leather

 
I'd like to see a piece of that meat, please.  Could you tell all men to encase their sausages in black leather?!  

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#14103
Apr 11 07 01:34
All my fingers will be at your service, milady, if you will but break me out of this terrible prison    :(

You have no idea the shame...kids walking by all day pointing and laughing...food I wouldn't give to a rat...Oh! And the musak!!

  [FONT size=2]Halp meh...[/FONT]
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

purelife

#14104
Apr 11 07 01:36
Where are you located?

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#14105
Apr 11 07 01:40
In a cage.

I don't think I can last much longer.

This is just killing me inside.

  How about you, where you at baby?
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

P.C.

#14106
Apr 11 07 02:05
omg....a monkey that says 'milady'.  *swoon

  [FONT color=#a8bed1]*Don't mind me....I didn't mean to interupt the budding romance.  I'll just continue about my chores.  I must get that banana loaf with peanuts in the shell on top, into the oven....plus I must make sure I've made enough space for that one ton shipment of bananas and then tend to my ant farm.....they look like they're getting so plump ![/FONT]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#14107
Apr 11 07 02:17
No fear, P.C.!!

I'm a bonobo and we don't get all possessive like your human males.

Share and share alike, we used to say in the jungle!

We also used to say, there's no problem that a nice communal orgy can't fix!
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

P.C.

#14108
Apr 11 07 02:25
Hm!  I wonder if there's some bonobo somewhere [FONT size=4]WAY[/FONT] back in my lineage.  [img title=Monkey alt=Monkey src="vny!://forum.rscnet.org/images/smilies/monkey.gif" border=0]

    *my hands DO feel a little leathery today.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

#14109
Apr 11 07 02:29
Where am I at, you ask?  I'm right at your finger tips.  Wanna text?

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#14110
Apr 11 07 02:44
Text? Unfortunately they confiscated my cell after I threw it at an annoying child.

And they wonder why we fling poop.

We would prefer baseballs but we bonobo are masters of improvised weaponry.

So...do you mind hairy guys?
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

purelife

#14111
Apr 11 07 02:49
Is hair everywhere or just at certain areas?

  So no cell phone...hmmm...how about walkie talkies?  I've got two that I don't mind sharing one with you.

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#14112
Apr 11 07 03:29
Not quite everywhere.

 

  Your walkie talkie idea sounds nice.
Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.

Lise

#14113
Apr 11 07 03:32
Moooonkey me up, sonny boy! *gentle ape farts*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

PostMonkee @(^_^)@

#14114
Apr 11 07 03:50
I find your post to be racially insensitive and patently offensive to my kind.

Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee.
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