So... Whats for lunch?

Started by kits, Feb 06 06 09:57

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tenkani

Um...I think they would stop me at the border.

LOL.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Why? Do you have something hidden in your....... agenda?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

illegal importation of tenkanus nuts.
 
 Mind you, the eau de broken office chair lends a certain je ne sais quoi.
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

tenkani

Hehe. Just thinking about all the folks they've been turning away at the border lately for petty, ancient deeds of youthful indiscretion. And I'm not exactly sure what's in my special file.

  Can Canada really afford to be so picky? Sheesh.

Like turning that poor dude away because he was busted for smoking weed in the 70's??

You really need to talk to your government and get them to lighten up.  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

No fracken way. I would totally marry you so you can enter Canada.  Send $$$$ into my Swiss account. Lil Me can be your second bride if the first bid to enter fails.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

Erm...the money thing is a little sketchy right now.

But I will happily work it off in trade!!

Ask your hubby if I can take over his household chores, then he can spend more time watching TV and everyone is teh winnar!!    :)  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Of course, you can do the following for me:

  a) install new kitchen cupboards

b) install granite tops for countertops

c) install new look for fireplace

d) clean gutters

e) fix up shed so it doesn't leak

f) scarecrow job so you can scare the birds away

g) scream at naked old man to not show his bottom in summer

h) fix up cracks around house

i) install new floors

    That's just a start.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

All for a couple of extra U's??      :(
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

easy peasy there.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

D, E, F, G, H are easy jobs. could do that all in one day.

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

oh course I'm like two of tenkani.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

You haven't seen the old man...... *eyes looking around*
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

Why I outta!!!  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

I live with an 85 year old grandma who needs help getting out of the shower, and falls a lot, trust me the old man wouldn't bother me.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

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