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[FONT size=2](AP) [/FONT]Shots Rang out Tuesday afternoon in the usually quiet neighborhood of Compton, California and when police arrived on the scene several hour later they discovered that a man was suffering from several gun shot wounds to his balls.
The was identified as Lord Tenkani III or known by his local blood gang as Swot4. Officials said a fiend approached Mr. Tenkani, offered him money for 10 dollars worth of heroine the drug dealer got irate.
"He started cursing", a witness told reporters "he made references to the drug addicts mother and then told the addict that he required oral pleasures in exchange for the narcotics"
Witnesses say that Mr. Tenkani unzipped his pants and told the fiend where to go. The fiend refused Tenkani's offer and that's when it took a turn for the worst.
"The dealer started throwing up random gang signs and at first glimpse it appeared to be American sign language." Mr Kim, a local convenience store owner said. "He proceeded to yell out 'Wal-mart in the hizzouse' and 'DiscoverSeattle, biotch'"
Police said that after a few minutes of trying too challenge the dope fiend to a break dancing competition Mr Tenkani pulled a weapon. The fiend wrestled with Tenkani and in the skirmish the gun was fired multiple times into Mr Tenkani's testicles.
Police commented to reporters stating that Tenkani is well known to the police. They stated that this year alone, Tenkani has shot himself in the testicles on eight separate occasions. Local anti-gun lobbyists are using these events to help fuel a new anti-gun campaign in Compton. They claim that if the year continues like it has been, Tenkani may fall victim to as many as 20 accidental shootings involving his testicles.
Tenkani is scheduled to appear in court for 3 counts of Testicide and 1 count of copyright infringement involving the Wal-mart name.
