What I've been doing........

[Gopher]

Lise wrote:
 kitten, you bring your bikini and I'll bring the cocktails.[/DIV]
 [FONT color=#c00000]Bikinis are fine, but no indecent stories please - oops, I misread tales for tails.[/FONT]

[kitten]

Really, I would never buy a bikini, let alone wear one!  I do try to be considerate of my fellow humans.  

  Tails, Gopher???  Consider your wrist slapped!

[Gopher]

Can I borrow your glasses ma'am?

[kitten]

Reading glasses or cocktail glasses.  (once again tail comes into the conversation)

[Gopher]

Yes, unsurprsingly -  kittens are very much attached to them.

[kitten]

Or vice versa.

[Gopher]

This is turning into a very risque business - in addition to what went before, you've now introduced vice into the thread.

[kitten]

You realize that this no longer bears any relationship to the initial thread.  What will TehBorken say about this cruel hijacking?

[Gopher]

I have no idea whatsoever, however I have great faith in the often evidenced wisdom of his forbearance, tolerance, understanding and patience.

[kitten]

Gopher wrote:
 I have no idea whatsoever, however I have great faith in the often evidenced wisdom of his forbearance, tolerance, understanding and patience.[/DIV]
 [FONT color=#800000]And he's a nice guy, too!!![/FONT]

[Gopher]

I agree, and if we keep buttering up then he'll actually welcome our intrusion into this thread.

[kitten]

Well, maybe.  I'm waiting to see the finished deck.  Looks like it has been doubled in size and would make a great party venue.

[Gopher]

Oh yes, I'd forgotten, for the ladies of DV, their bikinis and cocktails. There, we're back to the beginning at last.  

[kitten]

Circular thinking can be fun, can't it?

[Gopher]

Labyrinthine philosophising is even better!