medical limericks

[limerick!]

Asbestos tragedies,
mesotheliomas
happen most frequently
inside folks' pleuras.

Then they get bloodthirsty
mesothelioma lawyers
to harass their
stingy insurers.


A wily asbestos attorney
got a job as an ER intern.
He knew a new client
would prove most compliant,
anesthetized there on the gurney.  

[mesothelioma]

Lawer haiku, lol

Notice how the mesothelioma lawyers post terms like "what is mesothelioma" and "peritoneal mesothelioma". Next come terms like consolidate loans, refinancing mortgage, tax attorney, and then mesothelioma, car accident, lawyer, and "ameriquest mortgage ". Sheesh.